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Old 6th December 2007
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Talking Take a Hike! (for the ladies amongst us)

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river"

Poof! .... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross
The river"
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Poof! ... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

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Old 6th December 2007
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Re: Take a Hike! (for the ladies amongst us)

Very good Chris. A bit of a sexist put down though

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Old 6th December 2007
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Re: Take a Hike! (for the ladies amongst us)

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Very good Chris. A bit of a sexist put down though

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Ah, that would be because I was sent it by my ex-wife!!
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Re: Take a Hike! (for the ladies amongst us)

I like that.

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Doing it the hard way is more fun though
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Old 11th December 2007
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Watching the ladies do it the hard way is the BEST fun
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Old 12th December 2007
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Re: Take a Hike! (for the ladies amongst us)

Very good. It was almost believable, right up to:

"She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream..."

Should have been followed by... 'got totally lost because she had the map upside down, and was never seen again'

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Old 12th December 2007
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I believe it,

I was travelling west down the M4 once, my wife was navigating and asked me where the M4 was on the map. I told her it was the solid blue line and was in the middle of the page, she looked confused and said she thought that was the River Thames.......

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Watching the ladies do it the hard way is the BEST fun
aye true enough heehee
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