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Old 16th March 2010
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Joke :- stud rooster

STUD ROOSTER

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.'

The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'


The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
And I am taking over.'



The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse.. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'


The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'


The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.



He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.


The Old Rooster is squawking
And running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,


'Dammit...
Third gay rooster I bought this month.'



Moral of this
Story?...

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery

Always overcome youth and arrogance!

OLD DUDES RULE
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Re: Joke :- stud rooster

Despite nearly 100 views, there have been no replies and I feel that I must make a contribution to this thread.

It is possible that the lack of responses may be due to one or more of the following reasons:-

The viewers,

1 May not think it's funny.
2 May not like chicken.
3 May not like you.
4 May think it's too violent.
5 May not think it's violent enough.
6 May not like farmers.
7 May not think it's anything to do with photography.
8 May think it's homophobic.
9 May be vegetarian.
10 May have a better joke about a rooster.

So which is it?

BobS
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Heard it before
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Heard it before
An extremely good reason and one I regretfully omitted!

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Re: Joke :- stud rooster

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Originally Posted by skyman1 View Post
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Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery

Always overcome youth and arrogance!

OLD DUDES RULE
Must respect old Farts.
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