Olympus UK E-System User Group
Olympus UK E-System User Group

Join our unique resource for Olympus Four Thirds E-System DSLR and Pen and OM-D Micro Four Thirds photographers. Show your images via our free e-group photo gallery. Please read the e-group.uk.net forum terms and conditions before posting for the first time. Above all, welcome!


Go Back   Olympus UK E-System User Group > Out of Focus area > The lounge

The lounge Relax, take a break from photo and camera talk - have a chat about something else for a change. Just keep it clean and polite!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 5th July 2013
sapper sapper is offline
Full member
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Leigh on Sea, Essex
Posts: 5,005
Thanks: 184
Thanked 451 Times in 254 Posts
Likes: 402
Liked 946 Times in 363 Posts
A little paper bag

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.
'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little Paper bag.
'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, 'but I'll do a blood test and
see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days.'
The little paper bag felt no better when he went back for the results.
'What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag.
'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor.
'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' Said the little paper bag.
'Have you been having unprotected sex?' asked the doctor.
'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Well have you been sharing needles with other Intravenous drug users?'
asked the doctor.
'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a Jab or a blood transfusion?'
queried the doctor.
'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual Relationship?'
'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm Just a little paper bag!'
'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the doctor

SCROLL DOWN


This is good - wait for it .... .... .... ....... ....































'Your mother must have been a carrier'
Photos of Puffins ETC to follow
__________________
Dave
Reply With Quote
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to sapper For This Useful Post:
Anne (15th July 2013), Chevvyf1 (15th July 2013), David M (5th July 2013), Imageryone (12th July 2013), kidslateinlife (16th July 2013), snaarman (16th July 2013), StephenL (5th July 2013), theMusicMan (5th July 2013), tomphotofx (5th July 2013), Wee man (16th July 2013)
  #2  
Old 15th July 2013
Chevvyf1's Avatar
Chevvyf1 Chevvyf1 is offline
Full member
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Devon, UK
Posts: 12,269
Thanks: 1,744
Thanked 1,281 Times in 1,112 Posts
Likes: 1,169
Liked 522 Times in 392 Posts
Re: A little paper bag

Four STAR ****
__________________
.
.
[I].
.
I Lurve Walking in our Glorious Countryside; Photography;
Riding Ducati Motorbikes; Reading & Cooking ! ...


http://www.flickr.com/photos/photomagicf1_chevvy/sets/

the ONE photo album
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 16th July 2013
Benedict Benedict is offline
Full member
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Wales
Posts: 672
Thanks: 158
Thanked 55 Times in 44 Posts
Likes: 2
Liked 1 Time in 1 Post
Re: A little paper bag

ACE !
__________________
Benedict
---------

People may not remember exactly what you did, or what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 16th July 2013
OM USer's Avatar
OM USer OM USer is offline
Full member
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: London
Posts: 12,010
Thanks: 2,366
Thanked 1,493 Times in 1,421 Posts
Likes: 6,158
Liked 1,405 Times in 896 Posts
Re: A little paper bag

Groan !
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Paper is not dead............. son of sid The lounge 6 20th March 2013 04:04 PM
Money Paper Aeroplane stevednp3 Looking for improvement 2 28th July 2009 05:43 PM
Paper Chase Barr1e The lounge 6 12th September 2008 08:19 PM
Micro Four Thirds white paper Ian Micro Four Thirds 0 6th August 2008 08:08 AM
HP Aquarelle paper sapper General accessories 2 24th July 2008 09:18 PM


All times are GMT. The time now is 11:52 AM.


The Write Technology Ltd, 2007-2019, All rights reservedAd Management plugin by RedTyger