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Senior Sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you”

Yes, she says, “ I remember it well”

Ok he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old times sake?”

“Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy idea, but good idea!”

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and having a chuckle to himself, he thinks, I’ve got to see these two old timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in...then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about 10 minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally they both collapse, panting, to the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching and thinks, this is truly amazing. I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes he says to them “Excuse me but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, “Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence!”
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Re: Senior Sex

Reminds me of the story about a village idiot who was nervous about getting married and was send to practice on an old oak tree with a hole in it.

On his wedding night there were loud screams from the bedroom. Fearing for the girl's life his parents broke down the door to find their son beating the poor girl around the head. 'Oi just be making sure there bain't no hornets in this one' he said.
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Re: Senior Sex

And there was another one.

A couple were married, but having never seen each other undressed before the new bride was horrified to see that her husband had a deformed foot. She ran out of the bedroom to her mother in the kitchen downstairs and sobbed, 'Mum, I can't sleep with him; he's only got one and a half feet!'

With that her mother dropped the tea towel and said 'here, you make the cocoa, I'm going upstairs!'
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