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Old 4th January 2008
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Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the
field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of
sausages.

He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead,
only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies
as he went over the last fence.

With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field
once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of
sherry and a Christmas pudding.

Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second.

He immediately went to the stewards to complain that he had been ........................................








seriously hampered.........
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Very Funny
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very good
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Hehe.

It's the way he tells them. Lol.

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And another one bites the dust. Very good

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