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Wink The Girls Night Out

The other evening, my friends and I went to a "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 note and stuck it to his bum cheek.

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a 20 note. She calls the guy back over, licks the 20 note, and sticks it to his other bum cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a 50 note, and calls the guy over, licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his bum cheeks, again.

However, my relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the 50 note. What could I do?


Then the marketeer in me took over. I finished my drink, got out my Credit card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the 90 in notes and went home.

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Usual high standard.

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Re: The Girls Night Out

Was the club in the toilets.......and she just followed the sign..." always swipe bum before leaving".......time I left know.....
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...............Then the marketeer in me took over. I finished my drink, got out my Credit card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the 90 in notes and went home.
Where would you enter your PIN code?
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Where would you enter your PIN code?
Where the PINis most welcome.

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