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Old 6th August 2012
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Don't touch me...

Two blokes and a union worker, all mates, were fishing way out on a lake, were totally gob-smacked when a man suddenly appeared, walked across the water and joined them in their boat and introduced himself.

When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first chap asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Gulf war... could you help me?"

"Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years.

The second man, who wore very thick dark glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his poor eyesight.

Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me!




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Re: Don't touch me...

He won't be much longer when the new rules come out!!

What if the Hokey Cokey is what its all about?
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