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21st century joke. Don't take offence.

So:

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman walk in to a bar...

No, wait, that could be seen as racist. Three men walk in to a bar.

No, wait: Two men and a woman walk .. no - best be safe here. Two women and a man walk in to a bar. Actually one of them might be in a wheel chair.

So two women and a man go into a .. an establishment open to the public and one that does not specifically sell alcoholic beverages.

They say to the barman .. no, the owner of the establishment is informed, perhaps by sign language, of some gender neutral and non
race related fact. An amusing exchange follows with hilarious consequences.

Phew.

That's the key to comedy:

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Re: 21st century joke. Don't take offence.

Come on....

What did they say....
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Come on....

What did they say....
Oh yes, they say "An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman walk in to a bar... "
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Well? What happen
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Re: 21st century joke. Don't take offence.

That was it. That's how PC comedy works.

It can take days to realise it was funny...
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