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Vegetarian joke

Just heard on Radio 4...……

I was a vegetarian for 3 years, then I got bitten by a dog...…………….
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Re: Vegetarian joke

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Just heard on Radio 4...……

I was a vegetarian for 3 years, then I got bitten by a dog...…………….
Is that it ?

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*hi*…………..Ok...It was funny at the time...……..
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Re: Vegetarian joke

I put my Rottweiler on a vegan diet. So far he's eaten three of them.

(Stolen from my local butcher!)
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Re: Vegetarian joke

I get that one Otto, but am still puzzling over the Ops one!

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Perhaps the next line was "So I am now gonna get my revenge...…."
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I get that one Otto, but am still puzzling over the Ops one!

Me too I'm afraid!
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Re: Vegetarian joke

It was Radio 4, what do you expect!
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Re: Vegetarian joke

OK OK, it wasn't really funny. I must listen to the whole joke next time....

You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

Very true, but is it funny???
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I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak
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Perhaps the next line was "So I am now gonna get my revenge...…."
Nope, that’s not helping....
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I will stop digging now...…………..
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Happy to pass you down a shovel if you think it will help
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Definitely stopping digging, a rope ladder might help...……...
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Re: Vegetarian joke

I remember reading that you can see the stars during the day, from the bottom of a well. Perhaps you can confirm?

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