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Wink No matter how...

bad life treats you, there is always someone who has it worse.

After a hard day's graft down the mine, two of the seven dwarfs walk into a bar, where they pick up two ‘working girls’ and take them to their separate rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get wicked willy to stand to attention. His depression is made even worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!", all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was embarrassing - I just couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed."

It's not what inspires us that is important, it's where the journey takes us.

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