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pandora 3rd June 2019 08:51 PM

Re: Cremation Integration
 
I have no wish to be resurrected; preferably reincarnated as someone tall, blonde, handsome and smart to someplace other than a dying planet!
Hey, that description could be either Boris or Donald! (preferable to being a mere pleb though, eh! *yes )

Stanley's "Resurrection" to me looks more like a crypt full of embalmed corpses, hideous in depiction. Very well done nonetheless.
http://e-group.uk.net/gallery/data/500/Untitled-143.jpg

Jim Ford 4th June 2019 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by pandora (Post 482102)
I have no wish to be resurrected; preferably reincarnated as someone tall, blonde,

and female? ;)

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Stanley's "Resurrection" to me looks more like a crypt full of embalmed corpses, hideous in depiction. Very well done nonetheless.
http://e-group.uk.net/gallery/data/500/Untitled-143.jpg
IIRC Stanley Spencer's painting is in the Sandham Memorial Chapel near Newbury. I went some years ago.

https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/san...emorial-chapel

Correction: The painting show is at Cookham, but there is a Resurrection of the Soldiers at Sandham.

Jim

pandora 4th June 2019 09:33 AM

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Jim, please note: Blonde is the male form of the female Blond, right? No way am I reincarnating into a female to become a mere object of male sexual fantasies, harrassment and gender discrimination! *smash

TimP 4th June 2019 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by pandora (Post 482130)
Jim, please note: Blonde is the male form of the female Blond, right? No way am I reincarnating into a female to become a mere object of male sexual fantasies and gender discrimination! ��

But who’s to blame for that? Surely best to come back as a hot blond(e) woman and try to fight it from the inside?

pandora 4th June 2019 09:46 AM

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Best leave that to the Me Too ladies and when they've won, I'll come back and enjoy the benefits - golf with the girls twice a week, cheat on the hubby, spend all his money while he keeps house, cooks meals and looks after the kids! *chr

Jim Ford 4th June 2019 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TimP (Post 482131)
But who’s to blame for that? Surely best to come back as a hot blond(e) woman and try to fight it from the inside?

Besides, you might like being a 'Sheila'. *yes

Jim

TimP 4th June 2019 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Ford (Post 482137)
Besides, you might like being a 'Sheila'. *yes

Jim

Perfectly happy being a ‘Bruce’ !

pandora 4th June 2019 10:42 AM

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Yes, Bruce the Brute, drunk every Friday night and beats the wife because your tea got cold ... owa, I know your type, bum! *moon

DerekW 4th June 2019 10:45 AM

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The Resurection at Cookham painting is on show at the Tate Britain in London.

Jim Ford 4th June 2019 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TimP (Post 482138)
Perfectly happy being a ‘Bruce’ !

I don't know how true it is, but I understand that orthodox Jews wake up in the morning and thank God that they weren't born a woman! :eek:

Jim

Jim Ford 4th June 2019 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by pandora (Post 482139)
Yes, Bruce the Brute, drunk every Friday night and beats the wife because your tea got cold ... owa, I know your type, bum! *moon

Q: How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - she can cook in the dark!

(Told to me by an Australian)

Jim

TimP 4th June 2019 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Ford (Post 482142)
I don't know how true it is, but I understand that orthodox Jews wake up in the morning and thank God that they weren't born a woman! :eek:

Jim

I’d think not being a woman is the least of their problems.

TimP 4th June 2019 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by pandora (Post 482139)
Yes, Bruce the Brute, drunk every Friday night and beats the wife because your tea got cold ... owa, I know your type, bum! *moon

There’s obviously some confusion here.... (for those that know!)


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