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REALLY Bad Portraits Competition.

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  • #31
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    Bog off Chevvy...it's quite clearly a macro shot...wait for the next competition!

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    • #32
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      Originally posted by Zuiko View Post
      Another from me:-




      "And good day to you, too, madam!"
      John

      That's a fantastic shot, really good.

      I hope its been uploaded and keyworded for stock

      Nick
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      • #33
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        The lone male contemplates the meaning of liff while keeping his eyes closed, frustrating the photographer who wants to see an eye with a catch light.
        It's the image that's important, not the tools used to make it.

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        • #34
          Re: REALLY Bad Portraits Competition.

          Originally posted by Janet View Post
          Bog off Chevvy...it's quite clearly a macro shot...wait for the next competition!

          Janet



          oooh! Janet - let us be ladies, even in conflict!

          right Knickers - um I mean HATS off at Dawn ... after YOU check my EXIF - no way its a macro !

          . . . . . . . . . . I didnt have the lens on back to front
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          • #35
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            YOU can stick your EXIF where the sun don't shine girl...

            I'm telling you, that's a REALLY bad macro if ever I saw one.

            I'll see you behind the bike shed in half an hour...handbag at the ready!

            FIGHT...FIGHT....FIGHT!

            Janet

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            • #36
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              Originally posted by Janet View Post
              ...CENSORED !
              .... Janet

              Hey! Janet,

              come on be NICE
              be KIND
              be GENTLE

              let us just agree, to disagree on this one occasion ...

              ANYWAY WHERE IS YOUR ENTRY ? come on .... orrrr are ALL your portraits so ghastly purrrrrfect ?
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              • #37
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                Keep up at the back dear....I posted mine yesterday!



                Janet
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                • #38
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                  Originally posted by Janet View Post
                  Keep up at the back dear....I posted mine yesterday!



                  Janet


                  OOoh! NOW THIS IS NICE, very, VERY NICE and wheres the Bullshite* (to make the entry complete ... deary ) at the front of the class ...

                  ALTHOUGH, I believe there could be too much detail in this ... for it to be, um! a real WINNER

                  Last edited by Chevvyf1; 20th November 2011, 11:59 AM. Reason: to add more humour :)
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                  • #39
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                    I took this portrait of my father, playing with off camera flash while just a little bit drunk:

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                    • #40
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                      Originally posted by Janet View Post
                      Bog off Chevvy...it's quite clearly a macro shot...wait for the next competition!

                      Janet
                      John

                      "A hundredth of a second here, a hundredth of a second there � even if you put them end to end, they still only add up to one, two, perhaps three seconds, snatched from eternity." ~ Robert Doisneau

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                      • #41
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                        Originally posted by Nick Temple-Fry View Post
                        John

                        That's a fantastic shot, really good.

                        I hope its been uploaded and keyworded for stock

                        Nick
                        Thanks, Nick.

                        I can't sell it as stock, it was a candid and I haven't got model releases.
                        John

                        "A hundredth of a second here, a hundredth of a second there � even if you put them end to end, they still only add up to one, two, perhaps three seconds, snatched from eternity." ~ Robert Doisneau

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                        • #42
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                          Originally posted by Internaut View Post
                          I took this portrait of my father, playing with off camera flash while just a little bit drunk:

                          That's actually a really good portrait, whether or not you were drunk at the time!
                          John

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                          • #43
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                            Originally posted by Internaut View Post
                            I took this portrait of my father, playing with off camera flash while just a little bit drunk:

                            Mmmm! funny how the bottle is in great focus ... hic!
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                            • #44
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                              Since - sniff - ths was deemed to not be a landscape, I thought I'd enter it here.



                              The viewer is asked to copntemplate this portrate on many levels. There is the Nod to The Scream, and then there is the concept of Food as Man and man as food. There isd the inate violence of the image with the maw screaming and the cauliflower, I mean broccoli ears.

                              (If we have a really bad Still Life Comp I'll bung it in there.)
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                              • #45
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                                Originally posted by LMGruchy View Post


                                Since - sniff - ths was deemed to not be a landscape, I thought I'd enter it here.


                                The viewer is asked to copntemplate this portrate on many levels. There is the Nod to The Scream, and then there is the concept of Food as Man and man as food. There isd the inate violence of the image with the maw screaming and the cauliflower, I mean broccoli ears.

                                (If we have a really bad Still Life Comp I'll bung it in there.)
                                WELL ! since it is not a Landscape but a Portrait it is indeed a grand entry for a Portrait! Such a grand conceptual piece of art I have not seen in many a year, nay more than 6 decades ! 'tis grand

                                ... ps what are you on ? ...
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