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  • Vegetarian joke

    Just heard on Radio 4...……

    I was a vegetarian for 3 years, then I got bitten by a dog...…………….
    Mark Johnson

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    Originally posted by MJ224 View Post
    Just heard on Radio 4...……

    I was a vegetarian for 3 years, then I got bitten by a dog...…………….
    Is that it ?

    Stick to sailing Mark

    Jax

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      *hi*…………..Ok...It was funny at the time...……..
      Mark Johnson

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      • #4
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        I put my Rottweiler on a vegan diet. So far he's eaten three of them.

        (Stolen from my local butcher!)
        Regards
        Richard

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        • #5
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          I get that one Otto, but am still puzzling over the Ops one!

          Jim

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          • #6
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            Perhaps the next line was "So I am now gonna get my revenge...…."
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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Jim Ford View Post
              I get that one Otto, but am still puzzling over the Ops one!

              Me too I'm afraid!
              Regards
              Richard

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                It was Radio 4, what do you expect!
                Graham

                We often repeat the mistakes we most enjoy...

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                • #9
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                  OK OK, it wasn't really funny. I must listen to the whole joke next time....

                  You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

                  Very true, but is it funny???
                  Mark Johnson

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                  • #10
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                    I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by MJ224 View Post
                      Perhaps the next line was "So I am now gonna get my revenge...…."
                      Nope, that’s not helping....

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                      • #12
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                        I will stop digging now...…………..
                        Mark Johnson

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                        • #13
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                          Happy to pass you down a shovel if you think it will help

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                          • #14
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                            Definitely stopping digging, a rope ladder might help...……...
                            Mark Johnson

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                            • #15
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                              I remember reading that you can see the stars during the day, from the bottom of a well. Perhaps you can confirm?

                              Jim

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