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  • Dear Dr Laura.

    I saw this a couple of years ago and occasionally go back to it for a chuckle, so I thought that I'd share it here:

    https://genius.com/James-m-kauffman-...nger-annotated

    This is my favourite part:

    "When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev. 1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?"

    Jim

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    Mark Johnson

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      Re: Dear Dr Laura.

      Yes, great stuff. My favourite is this:

      Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?
      Those of a sceptic orientation might also appreciate the videos here:

      https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpr...-refN1i8FkQkdg
      Paul
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        Re: Dear Dr Laura.

        And...

        I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
        Never mind the sale moneys. I am thinking of how much we would save on the electric shower and our electricity bill.
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        Naughty Nigel


        Difficult is worth doing

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          Re: Dear Dr Laura.

          The only one that springs to mind is:

          Graham

          We often repeat the mistakes we most enjoy...

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            Re: Dear Dr Laura.

            Originally posted by Naughty Nigel View Post
            And...



            Never mind the sale moneys. I am thinking of how much we would save on the electric shower and our electricity bill.
            Just make sure that all sales are final - no returns!
            Paul
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              Re: Dear Dr Laura.

              Originally posted by pdk42 View Post
              Just make sure that all sales are final - no returns!
              Unless she works for M&S.

              Harold
              The body is willing but the mind is weak.

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                Re: Dear Dr Laura.

                Originally posted by pdk42 View Post
                Just make sure that all sales are final - no returns!
                I don't think our daughter would make a very good slave at all. In fact I would expect a return within 24 hours for the cheek she gives alone.
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                Naughty Nigel


                Difficult is worth doing

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                  Re: Dear Dr Laura.

                  Not sure who borrowed from whom, but I seem to remember a diatribe along these lines in "The West Wing", with an annoyed President Bartlet verbally taking down a phony female 'doctor' alt-right radio talk show host / agony aunt at a White House reception. Great scene.
                  Margaret

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                    Re: Dear Dr Laura.

                    [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr8mWBmHsvA"]The West Wing S02E03 Bible Speech - YouTube[/ame]

                    West Wing scene
                    Margaret

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