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  • A Scot in America

    A Scotsman walks into a bar... OUCH!

    No not that one



    ... and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The Scotsman says, "Set me up with five whiskey's, and while yer at it make 'em all doubles."

    The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all five are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

    "You'd drink 'em this fast too if you had what I have.", said the man.

    The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

    The Scotsman drunkenly replies...




    "I have a dollar."
    It's not what inspires us that is important, it's where the journey takes us.

    Wally and his Collie with our Oly bits & bobs

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    Re: A Scot in America

    Hello Wally -

    You'll not find many Scottish folk asking for a whiskey (Irish tipple)! Far more likely their order would be for a whisky! As an ignorant sassenach I was put right on this when living in Glasgow for four years!