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The Hind Lick Manoeuvre

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to
look at her.

Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie.

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No

With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her underwear and ran his tongue up and down her back-side.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre before, but that's the first time I ever seen anyone do it."
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Re: The Hind Lick Manoeuvre

This one is going to Australia with me!
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Re: The Hind Lick Manoeuvre

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This one is going to Australia with me!
Stephen, when Mark wakes up - it will be there 'afore ye !
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Re: The Hind Lick Manoeuvre

snigger. That did make me laugh.
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Re: The Hind Lick Manoeuvre

....... and I thought it was going to be a picture of a dog cleaning himself.

Silly me.

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....... and I thought it was going to be a picture of a dog cleaning himself.

Silly me.

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Re: The Hind Lick Manoeuvre

Well I know a few who will like that one....
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Re: The Hind Lick Manoeuvre

Our two cats must always have trouble breathing, the amount of times they perform this manoeuvre on each other!
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Our two cats must always have trouble breathing, the amount of times they perform this manoeuvre on each other!
Well John, I can report that our two dogs have NO TROUBLE BREATHING ... However, they like to swalla a lot
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