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Old 13th November 2007
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Talking Russian woman at the butcher's

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher again understood, and gave her some chicken breasts.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...


(Stop, for a moment, and try to visualize what you think she did. Then, scroll down.)


















What in the world were you thinking?






Hellooooooo...


-her husband speaks English!
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Re: Russian woman at the butcher's

Excellent!
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Re: Russian woman at the butcher's

I never thought it would be any other way!
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