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Barr1e
28th January 2008, 10:55 PM
When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: -


On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins, take the literature out of the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement that reads: - 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now , close your eyes and repeat out loud five times; 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS

Solar
28th January 2008, 11:43 PM
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa146/Solarves/2PreisGMBAkash.jpg

I always liked this one too ... when I think my job sucks I think of this.

ukanalyst
29th January 2008, 08:32 AM
When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: -

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins, take the literature out of the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement that reads: - 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now , close your eyes and repeat out loud five times; 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS

LOL! Very good ... can't believe that's true though?!? :eek: