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sapper
23rd January 2008, 04:03 PM
A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Leeds and sees a card advertising for
a Gynaecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he goes to learn more.

'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the man behind
the desk.

The job Centre assistant sorts through his files and replies,
'Oh, yes, here it is. OK the job entails you getting patients ready for
the gynaecologist.'

'You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash
their nether regions. Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic
hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's
examination.'

'There's an annual salary of 40,000, but you're going to have to go to Birmingham

'Oh, why, is that where the job's at ?' he asks.

'No,' replied the assistant, 'that's the end of the queue.' !!