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14th January 2008, 10:30 AM
WARNING THIS SITUATION IS NOT REAL AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LITERALLY.

Several men were in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rang and a man engaged the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: Sure...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking 950,000.

MAN: "Well then. go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer 900,000.

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man rang off.

The other men in the locker room looked at him in astonishment.

Then he asked slowly:

"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" :)

Jim
14th January 2008, 10:45 AM
Now this is one I really like :D

E-P1 fan
14th January 2008, 10:57 AM
:) great one :)

BigD
14th January 2008, 11:12 AM
old but still funny :D

OlyFlyer
14th January 2008, 12:22 PM
Good, carefully selected title, so even a stupid retard like me will understand it is a joke. Thanks for sharing.