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flying haggis
12th January 2008, 12:47 PM
A young woman was in her kitchen.
A pan of water was simmering on the stove.
She was making boiled eggs for breakfast.
He walked in.
Their eyes met.
"Make love to me here, now," she said.
They made love on the kitchen table.
"Couldn't resist me, huh?" he said.
"The egg timer is broken," she replied.
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Of course this story is a bit far-fetched given that an egg timer lasts for three whole minutes.........

Jim
12th January 2008, 01:18 PM
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BigD
12th January 2008, 09:22 PM
lol, nice one :D