View Full Version : Joke, sex with a parrot

7th January 2008, 04:54 PM
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to
grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange, and blue.My dad kept staring at him. The
teenager would look and find him staring
every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's
the matter old man, never done
anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response;
knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye
in his response.
'Got drunk once and
had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.'