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7th January 2008, 09:03 AM
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed....

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

:eek: Peter

7th January 2008, 02:00 PM
Almost dropped a clanger. :D:D

Regards. Barr1e

7th January 2008, 03:31 PM
Fantastic :D:D

7th January 2008, 04:46 PM

What wonderful light relief.

That was excellant!


7th January 2008, 05:12 PM
superb gag :eek::D