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Zuiko
2nd March 2017, 09:49 PM
A man went to the doctor to ask for a triple dosage of Viagra.

Doctor: I can't give you a triple dose.

Man: Why not?

Doctor: Because it's not safe.

Man: But I need it really bad.

Doctor: Well, why do you need it so badly?

Man: My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose.

Doctor: All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.

On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor’s surgery, his right arm in a sling.

Doctor: Good God! What happened to you?

Man: No one showed up.

Graham_of_Rainham
2nd March 2017, 10:00 PM
Not quite as armless as it could have been :D

pdk42
2nd March 2017, 10:04 PM
I guess since his visitors failed to turn up he resorted to flat-pack assembly. All that screwing certainly makes my arm ache!

Ricoh
2nd March 2017, 10:21 PM
I guess since his visitors failed to turn up he resorted to flat-pack assembly. All that screwing certainly makes my arm ache!

Obviously a handy man as well!

David M
2nd March 2017, 11:57 PM
I'm deeply offended, I assumed everyone had electric screwdrivers these days.

pdk42
3rd March 2017, 12:17 AM
I'm deeply offended, I assumed everyone had electric screwdrivers these days.

Maybe the girls didn't turn up because they had electric aids too - liquidisers and that sort of thing.

MJ224
3rd March 2017, 08:08 AM
Sounds bonkers to me..........or not*chr