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Zuiko
31st October 2016, 09:14 AM
A's for arthritis,

B's the bad back,

C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

D is for dental decay and decline,

E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for farting and fluid retention,

G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention,

H for high blood pressure--I'd rather it low,

I for incisions with scars you can show,

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,

K is for knees that crack when they bend,

L 's for libido, what happened to sex?

M is for memory, I forget what comes next,

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low,

O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,

just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two,

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,

T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with flow,

V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know,

W for worry, now what's going 'round?

X is for X ray, and what might be found,

Y is another year I'm left here behind,

Z is for the zest I still have ......... in my mind!

Graham_of_Rainham
31st October 2016, 09:17 AM
I wouldn't go reciting that in hospital, they may send for the men in white coats.

Best wishes.

Wally
31st October 2016, 09:47 AM
A is for arthritis... --> Z is for the zest I still have....... in my mind!

:eek: Why is it that I can relate to all of the above? :confused:

BTW: Is 'F' not for the Funny Farm. Ha, ha, ho, ho, hee, hee. ;)

Naughty Nigel
31st October 2016, 10:00 AM
Surely 'T' should be for 'tests, and what might be found.' :rolleyes:

Phill D
31st October 2016, 10:03 AM
Depressingly good John ;)
Just remember it cost $6M to make Steve Austin bionic so make sure you get your money's worth. All the best.

pandora
31st October 2016, 11:44 AM
CLASSIC, John! ! !

Zuiko
31st October 2016, 11:52 AM
Surely 'T' should be for 'tests, and what might be found.' :rolleyes:

Yes, that would make sense, but my friend who passed this on to me suffers from permanent tinnitus and therefore has a vested interest!

Zuiko
31st October 2016, 11:53 AM
:eek: Why is it that I can relate to all of the above? :confused:

BTW: Is 'F' not for the Funny Farm. Ha, ha, ho, ho, hee, hee. ;)

The letters can be for whatever you want, after all at our age we are not short of ailments!

drmarkf
31st October 2016, 03:57 PM
These days I find the first 10 minutes of every pub trip, walk or dinner party with my mates is spent having an Organ Recital.

If you follow my meaning, that is...

iso
31st October 2016, 07:18 PM
The letters can be for whatever you want, after all at our age we are not short of ailments!

Why do I get the impression that many Olympus MFT owners using this Site, are what might be called - old & knackered *chr. (Me Too).

On a similar point, having visited the Cameraworld show in London (see recent deceased Thread), I did try to 'chat' with some around the Olympus Stand. Not many owned up to using the Forum very often ?? Any thoughts on that??