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Zuiko
24th October 2016, 08:49 AM
My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said.....

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's almost 3 times a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and she said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow...'

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery. :D

iso
24th October 2016, 06:16 PM
Very poetic

Wee man
24th October 2016, 07:26 PM
Personally I think it's a lot of Bull! Any wonder you need a new hip, how far did you run before you got caught?

Zuiko
24th October 2016, 09:29 PM
Personally I think it's a lot of Bull! Any wonder you need a new hip, how far did you run before you got caught?

If only! :D

iso
25th October 2016, 04:31 PM
Actually I think this is an Essex joke - after all living in Dunmooo :eek: