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flying haggis
24th December 2007, 12:40 PM
oops nearly forgot

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, Kate went to her grandparents house to visit her 95 year old grandmother.
When she asked how her grandfather died, her grandmother replied " He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning"
Horrified, the woman told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear" replied granny. " Many years ago, we figured out that the best time to do it was when the church bells started to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenous for us.
She paused to wipe away a tear and continued,

"He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadnít come along".