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Wally
24th April 2016, 06:45 PM
Dear Abby,
My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies.

I know he's cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know because he brags about this to me.

He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he's always telling me he knows I'm a lesbian and my varicose veins and ugly face turn him off.

The question I ask is this: Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him?

Mad as Hell

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Dear Mad as Hell,
You don't have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don't resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and do try to act like a lady!

Remember, you're running for President of the United States, so try acting like it!

PeterBirder
24th April 2016, 07:39 PM
Deja Vu.:D

Naughty Nigel posted this four weeks ago. http://e-group.uk.net/forum/showthread.php?t=41663&highlight=Dear+Abby

Wally
24th April 2016, 08:12 PM
Deja Vu.:D

Naughty Nigel posted this four weeks ago. http://e-group.uk.net/forum/showthread.php?t=41663&highlight=Dear+Abby

OOPS! :mad:

Never mind, it's so good that like New York, New York it has been posted twice. Even better as she is back in the BBC news giving advice on thr EU.

The bad news... Four weks ago I was well out of it in hospital. the good news... the tablets appear to be working. :tup

Naughty Nigel
24th April 2016, 08:24 PM
It's still funny though. :D

I see Hillary has copied Barack Obama by paying a visit to the UK in her own campaign plane. :D


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