View Full Version : Are You A Cowboy?

23rd March 2016, 07:35 PM
An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whisky, a young lady sat down beside him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am."

After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me think of women."

A short while later she left, and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

23rd March 2016, 07:41 PM
The ol' ones are the best. Although told in many different guises, always brings a smile. Got me thinking, perhaps I'm not an engineer as I once thought. :)

Harold Gough
23rd March 2016, 09:26 PM
A cowgirl likes to feel the chaps rubbing against her legs.