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Wally
9th March 2016, 02:33 PM
Has announced the discovery of a new element

The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by GM Research physisists. The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of zero. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, thus giving it an atomic number of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.

Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction that it comes in contact with. According to the latest research data, a minute amount of Adimnistratium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occuered in less than one second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes a re-organization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each re-organization.

Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations and universities and can usually be found in the newest, best appointed and best maintained buildings.

Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be highly toxic. At any detectable level of concentration it can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate.

Attempts are now being made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.

Naughty Nigel
9th March 2016, 02:39 PM
How true! :)

Office politics are a by-product of any reaction with Adiministratium, and in my experience are equally destructive.