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Wally
8th March 2016, 03:29 PM
Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a well earned holiday.

He has never been married and he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life. So, he decides to go to the US of A before it is too late. He books his flight and hops on a plane bound for Nevada.

Several hours later he arrives at the airport in Las Vegas. As he is exiting the plane, someone in the airport runs up to him and exclaims, "Elvis! Oh my God! It's Elvis! I knew you weren't dead Elvis! How have you been?"

Father looks at her and says, "Get outta me face. Can't you see I'm not Elvis? I don't look anything like Elvis."

The father moves on to his cab waiting outside. He hops in his cab and he's a little upset so he tells the cabby, "Take me to my hotel and step on it." The cabby turns and says, "Sure thing sir - Oh my God! It's Elvis! I knew you weren't dead! I'm your number one fan! It's so great to see you!" "Shut up, you imbecile." says the father "I'm not Elvis! Now turn around and drive!" So, the cabby speeds up to the hotel.

Father O'Malley gets his things and walks up to the hotel check-in counter. "Oh my God! Oh my God! It's you!" screams the hotel clerk. "You're back Elvis! I knew this day would happen. We saved everything just the way you like it! Free cheeseburgers, peanut butter and banana fried sandwiches, masseurs, and a fully stocked bar! Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you're back!"

Father O'Malley looks at the hotel clerk and says, "Thank you, thank you very much!"