View Full Version : The Golfer's Wife

7th February 2016, 02:03 PM
On reaching the 18th tee, a golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed etc., and was driving his partner crazy.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse and I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man. You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"