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Naughty Nigel
22nd January 2016, 02:32 PM
A wealthy Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but
prior to surgery the doctors needed a stock of his blood type in
case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare blood group it
couldn't be found locally, so the call went out.

Finally a Yorkshireman was located who had a similar blood type,
and who willingly donated a few pints for the Arab.

The Arab was so grateful for the donation of blood that he sent the
Yorkshireman a brand new BMW, (he clearly had poor taste),
five carats of diamonds, gold and 50,000.

A couple of days later the Arab had to go through corrective surgery.
The hospital telephoned the Yorkshireman who was more than happy to
donate more of his blood. After the second surgery the Arab sent him a
thank-you card and a box of Black Magic chocolates.

The Yorkshireman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind
gesture as he had before. He phoned the Arab and said: "I thought
you would be generous again and give me another BMW, gold, diamonds and
money. But you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of chocolates."

To this the Arab replied: "Aye lad, but I 'ave Yorkshire blood in ma veins now"!

Wee man
22nd January 2016, 03:17 PM
Nice one may already had some ref BMW.

Harold Gough
22nd January 2016, 04:16 PM
What bothers the Arab most now is trouble at t'well! :)

Harold

Naughty Nigel
22nd January 2016, 04:27 PM
Nice one may already had some ref BMW.

:):):)

I prefer space, pace and grace. *yes

IanB
22nd January 2016, 10:08 PM
*chr *chr *chr

Naughty Nigel
22nd January 2016, 10:32 PM
*chr *chr *chr

Is that really appropriate Ian? ;)

Imageryone
23rd January 2016, 10:19 AM
Is that really appropriate Ian? ;)

' tis only coffee in them cups :D:D