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Miketoll
5th January 2016, 10:41 AM
hought you might enjoy this:

Weight Loss Program
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."
He lost 33 lbs that week..

Imageryone
9th January 2016, 08:52 AM
Thought it was going to say you were changing from 4/3rds tt m4/3rds :D:D:D

peak4
9th January 2016, 11:44 AM
The only thing lighter in my case, is my wallet.

DavyG
9th January 2016, 12:13 PM
The only thing lighter in my case, is my wallet.

Me too, I've just bought my wife her own Oly 60mm macro lens.

Dave

Miketoll
9th January 2016, 04:18 PM
Me too, I've just bought my wife her own Oly 60mm macro lens.

Dave

I have thought of buying my wife a nice lens but as she has neither a camera (apart from the one on her phone) and no interest in photography I thought that might be pushing it if I want to live into a long and happy old age! *yes:D

DavyG
9th January 2016, 05:21 PM
I have thought of buying my wife a nice lens but as she has neither a camera (apart from the one on her phone) and no interest in photography I thought that might be pushing it if I want to live into a long and happy old age! *yes:D

My wife has an E-M10 and plans to inherit my E-M1 when the E-M1 Mk2 makes an appearance.

It can be a tad expensive when we both want lenses however, she has agreed that the 300mm looks good but that it may be a bit too large for her to use, I think she plans to inherit the 40-150 Pro! ;)

Dave