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17th December 2015, 03:23 PM
beat the Xmas sales shopping Q

The hankie trick

Buy Egg
Find shop with long queue.
Stand near the start of the queue.
Take out hankie
Put Egg in Hankie
Make snorting noises and start saying "Oh God No.."
Put Hankie (and hidden egg) around nose
Make very LOUD snorting noises into hankie
Squeeze Egg
Allow egg to drip down arm on to floor.

The long queue will now be much shorter. *yes