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Kiwi Paul
16th December 2015, 02:37 PM
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a New Zealander, an Australian, a South African, an Indian, a Latvian, a Mexican, a Canadian, an Egyptian, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Swedish chap, a Pakistani, a Serb, a Croatian, a Belgian, an Iranian, a Greek, a Chilean and a Spaniard walk into a bar. And the barman says, “I’m sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”:D

A policeman called at my house this week and said "it looks like your wife's been in an accident".
Cheeky bugger! I gave him a hiding.

My wife was in a frisky mood and asked me to whisper something really dirty to her.
I whispered in her ear "the Kitchen and bathroom".

The elderly woman called the police to report indecent exposure by the young man next door. When the officer arrived he looked out the window. "Sorry, ma'am, I don't see anything." The woman replied "Of course not. You have to stand on that chair and use the binoculars."