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25th November 2015, 06:29 PM
Tree men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
Then paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season

Ulfric M Douglas
25th November 2015, 07:13 PM
Terrible but funny.

25th November 2015, 07:22 PM
So bad it's almost good!

25th November 2015, 07:36 PM
Very nearly a Yellow card... ;)

Naughty Nigel
25th November 2015, 08:30 PM
They do say that innuendo is the art of slipping it in without anyone noticing! :D

(I was thinking of jokes of course. ;))

Wee man
25th November 2015, 09:57 PM
Is that the same as the girl asking a barman for an example of innuendo, so he gave her one?

25th November 2015, 10:32 PM
You are all Very Naughty Boys. :D
And I do hope the Christmas Jokes improve Dave - that one is pathetic. :(