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Barr1e
21st December 2007, 09:49 PM
Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In
order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last
$600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for
sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull,
I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides
she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599,
no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a
telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.
I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here
so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then
adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes
that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for
a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word,
comfortable."

The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know
that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive
out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write,
comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it slowly."

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Two vampires in a loft of an old house when one said to the other " I've got a terrible thirst I've got to have a drink"
" You can't go out in daylight" said the other vampire " You'll get caught"
" I'll take a chance, and see if I can find a victim, just got to do something about this thirst"
He then got up and flew out of the window.
Two minutes later he was back with blood dripping from his mouth
The other vampire asked how he had done it so fast
"Come with me and I'll show you" said the first vampire
So they both flew out of the window and just outside the first vampire said "can you see that big oak tree over there"
"Yes said the second vampire"
" well I didn't " replied the first vampire