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The Technician
12th November 2015, 08:37 AM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

raymondo
12th November 2015, 09:35 AM
Seeing as it is funny thursday

Ho Chow a chinese man phones in to work
Ho Chow says: Boss I am too sick to work today,
Boss Says: Ho Chow I really need you to work today, we are very busy,
Ho Chow says: boss I really sick,
Boss says: Ho Chow, when I feel sick I ask my wife to make love to me and afterwards I feel fine, you go and try that.
About 2 hours later Ho Chow phones work,
Ho Chow says: Boss I try that, I feel fine now, I will be in work shortly, you have nice house.