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Zuiko
11th November 2015, 02:17 AM
With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband,
"Have you ever seen 20 all crumpled up?"

"No" said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled 20 note.

He took the crumpled 20 note from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked "Have you ever seen 50 all crumpled up?"

"No I haven't" he said, an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled 50 note.

He took the crumpled 50 note and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 20,000 all crumpled up?"

"No way" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied:


"Go look in the garage."

pandora
11th November 2015, 03:35 AM
I'm sure you are a very bad influence on me John! :D

mstphoto
11th November 2015, 08:26 AM
Not bad at all John :D :D :D

Wee man
11th November 2015, 09:32 AM
Nice one, did not see that coming.

Zuiko
11th November 2015, 11:46 AM
Nice one, did not see that coming.

Neither did the other driver! :D

Zuiko
11th November 2015, 11:54 AM
Of course, as every sensible husband knows, when your wife confesses that she has bent the car the first thing you ask is "Are you okay?" Even more brownie points are available if you follow this with, "Don't worry about the car, we can soon get it fixed, the main thing is that you are alright." The chances are that she will dress very nicely for you later! ;) :D

Wee man
11th November 2015, 01:00 PM
Followed by and while the car is away getting fixed I could try out that new Olympus lens I was talking about?

OM USer
11th November 2015, 01:16 PM
Took a few seconds for the penny to drop.

So what do you say when your partner drives into you at a roundabout?

Zuiko
11th November 2015, 09:49 PM
Took a few seconds for the penny to drop.

So what do you say when your partner drives into you at a roundabout?

"I'm sorry I was in your way, darling." :D