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flying haggis
21st December 2007, 10:35 AM
I know I will get shot for posting this, but hey its xmas

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman were all about to be put before the firing squad, but were each to be granted one last wish.

When asked, the Scotsman said that he’d like to hear “Scotland the Brave” played on the bagpipes.

The Irishman countered with a request to hear “Danny Boy” sung by a traditional celidh band.

The Welshman requested hearing the Treorchy Male Voice Choir singing “We’ll Keep A Welcome In The Hillside” again.

The Englishman asked that he be the first to be shot!