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flying haggis
19th December 2007, 07:40 PM
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"!

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

Bond says "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"









Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

PeterD
19th December 2007, 08:11 PM
Very good. Just keep them coming.

PeterD

Barr1e
19th December 2007, 09:02 PM
Lol.

Trust Bond to get his knickers in a twist!

Regards. Barr1e