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flying haggis
18th December 2007, 06:01 PM
A fireman was working on the fire truck outside the station when he noticed a little boy next door.

The little boy had a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He wore a fireman's hat and had the wagon tied to a dog.

The fireman asked, "Hey little boy, what are you doing?" "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!" said the little boy.

The fireman walked over and took a closer look. "Little boy, that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman said. "Thanks, mister," said the little boy.

The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the little boy had tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles.

"Little boy, I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

"You're probably right, mister," said the little boy, "but then I wouldn't have a siren!"