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j.baker
15th December 2007, 01:00 PM
I am starting to get into the (please insert your religious holiday here, if appropriate) holiday cheer.

I was looking at a craft fair in Marlborough this morning, and I found something that made me smile (See attached image). So I purchased it.

The amount of people who laughed or smiled as we passed them was priceless. The younger families seemed to enjoy it more.

So, I intend to make a laminated sign for the ornament.

My vote is for

"Trespassers will be shot"

The best answer will be made into a sign.

ewan
15th December 2007, 02:38 PM
Hi John, nice find, how about; "I'm not just for Christmas".

j.baker
15th December 2007, 02:41 PM
nice answer, but is it dark enough ;)

ianc
15th December 2007, 03:29 PM
How about "Who are you calling flat face?"

Ian C.

beardedwombat
15th December 2007, 03:38 PM
"Warning - Loose Santas!"

ewan
15th December 2007, 03:45 PM
"Hey, this red nose is not for archery practice"

j.baker
15th December 2007, 03:46 PM
I like it :D

keep on suggesting them. I will make the sign on Monday, with the winning answer. Photographic evidence will be provided.

j.baker
15th December 2007, 03:51 PM
"Hey, this red nose is not for archery practice"

This is way too sporty for me. what was not shown is the other items that are close to the reindeer. I have two, homemade, concrete bears and a very heavy concrete pig that was purchased 10 years ago. (Yes there is a theme here)

You will all be pleased to know that gnomes are banned!

beardedwombat
15th December 2007, 04:38 PM
"I'm a Celebrity - get me out of here!"

Westy
15th December 2007, 04:39 PM
"Stunned Rudolf breathalysed after head on collision with tree" ;)

flying haggis
15th December 2007, 04:49 PM
"I'm a Celebrity - get me out of here!"

sorry mate but i just had to nick your idea and modify it!

I'm a celebriTREE get me out of here!

Barr1e
15th December 2007, 06:18 PM
I would like to be known as 'Twiglet'

Regards. Barr1e

j.baker
15th December 2007, 06:23 PM
my dad suggested 'twiggie', but then said that we branching out from our original subject

Barr1e
15th December 2007, 09:37 PM
my dad suggested 'twiggie', but then said that we branching out from our original subject


Stumpy


Regards. Barr1e

j.baker
15th December 2007, 09:50 PM
Dear me, what have I started :D

Anyway back to the original thread.....

So far the contenders are (and in no specific order):

"Stunned Rudolf breathalysed after head on collision with tree"
"I'm not just for Christmas"
"Warning - Loose Santas!"

and my own
"Trespassers will be shot"

j.baker
18th December 2007, 11:47 PM
and the winner is......"Warning - Loose Santas!" by beardedwombat

Thanks for all that made suggestions.

I will upload the photo with the sign soon.

beardedwombat
18th December 2007, 11:58 PM
Thank you John! I look forward to seeing the fruits of my literary labours:D
Cheers
Chris

j.baker
19th December 2007, 12:05 AM
Here is a sample of what is to come.