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beardedwombat
6th December 2007, 04:17 PM
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river"

Poof! .... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross
The river"
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Poof! ... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

PeterD
6th December 2007, 08:14 PM
Very good Chris. A bit of a sexist put down though;)

PeterD

beardedwombat
6th December 2007, 08:41 PM
Very good Chris. A bit of a sexist put down though;)

PeterD

Ah, that would be because I was sent it by my ex-wife!!:rolleyes:

Barr1e
6th December 2007, 10:18 PM
I like that.:D

Regards. Barr1e

Garrie
11th December 2007, 01:59 PM
Doing it the hard way is more fun though ;)

E-P1 fan
11th December 2007, 08:44 PM
Watching the ladies do it the hard way is the BEST fun :)

Magnumaniac
12th December 2007, 02:10 AM
Very good. It was almost believable, right up to:

"She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream..."

Should have been followed by... 'got totally lost because she had the map upside down, and was never seen again' ;)

Ian.

Scapula Memory
12th December 2007, 07:02 AM
I believe it,

I was travelling west down the M4 once, my wife was navigating and asked me where the M4 was on the map. I told her it was the solid blue line and was in the middle of the page, she looked confused and said she thought that was the River Thames.......:)

regards

John.

Garrie
12th December 2007, 11:17 AM
Watching the ladies do it the hard way is the BEST fun :)

aye true enough heehee