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5th December 2007, 09:34 AM
An older man approaches a younger woman inside the mall. "Excuse me," he said. "I've can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, she usually appears out of nowhere."

5th December 2007, 05:23 PM
Nice one. I suppose its the easiest way of making sure you keep together.


5th December 2007, 06:11 PM
My problem is that if I approached a younger woman with attractive accoutrements, knowing my luck she'd run a mile;)