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flying haggis
1st December 2007, 03:28 PM
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says "Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession.



Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years"



The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says "My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit"











She said "I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for Hull Kingston Rovers!!!"

Barr1e
1st December 2007, 03:56 PM
Very good.

Regards Barr1e