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27th November 2007, 08:45 AM
Funny signs :D


In a department store:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundry:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Barr1e
27th November 2007, 09:10 AM
Very good. (Sent it to my mate in NZ - hope that's OK)

Regards. Barr1e

emirpprime
27th November 2007, 02:18 PM
Lol :D , I have always wondered why people miss words out on signs. Mention poster, and the grammer goes out the window!
All the best,
Phil

flying haggis
27th November 2007, 05:42 PM
Lol :D , I have always wondered why people miss words out on signs. Mention poster, and the grammer goes out the window!
All the best,
Phil

and the spelling on posts!




LOL

emirpprime
27th November 2007, 06:39 PM
:p Lucky I didn't say anything about that! I was tempted... But then I don't pretend I can spell or grasp the English language! Most foreigners I have met are much more competent than me :confused: Something to do with our schools I'm sure.
Phil

PeterD
27th November 2007, 07:50 PM
Very good.

Surely you did not collect all those notices yourself.

PeterD